Hear ye! Hear ye! Delicious News!

Thanks to Julia, I had a delicious encounter today: TROPICAL NERD ROPE! If original Nerd Rope is the t-shirt and jeans of the Nerd Rope Candy World, then this new flavor is the fine fur that you would use to dress up such a standard outfit.

P.S. Dear Nerd Ropes c/o of Wonka Candy,

I found a human finger in my last Nerd Rope. Please send me a case of them. Fingers not Nerd Ropes. Tropical Flavor if you can spare them.