If this turns into the Donner Party, I'm gonna be pissed!

I woke up this morning and this is what I saw:







Claire and I are completely snowed in! I was going to take pictures of my car buried in snow, but that would have involved stepping out of the house into the actual snow. Fuck that! Classes were cancelled, which is awesome because I had a paper due today that I didn't finish. No school or work!

This is what we are doing:





In other belated news, I went to Blue Springs for Thanksgiving last week. I hung out with my moms, Jerry, and my little brother. He is pretty funny. Here he is washing a Turkey:



In case you couldn't tell from his facial expression, he is pretty fucking hilarious. Here is a story he wrote for his second grade class:

"Do you want to hear about my scarecrow? First he found a frog that threw up a radio. Next there was a CD in it. It was Nickelback. Then my scarecrow started to dance. And then he went to the store to buy a Pepsi. Last he danced while drinking Pepsi. Did you like my story?"

Genius! Nickelback, Pepsi, dancing...all compelling topics for a story.

Also, go pick up a copy of the Advocate. John Stamos is on the cover, but more importantly, I am on page 42, lookin' sassy and all. I will put a scanned copy up later, but I have to wait to use my girl, Julia's, scanner...or I will rig one out of all of the old newpapers in my basement. Speaking of basements, mine is filled with standing water. Hawthorne, my slumlords, has yet to do anything about it, and has been like that all week! Nice!

Well, I guess I am off to go eat some of this since the snow is so bad: