Thursday, February 08, 2007

Clearly, the end is near

This has to been the most eventful week that I have experienced in a long time. I am not referring to typical banal interpersonal drama. Here are the highlights:

-Tuesday my girl, Julia, called to tell me somebody hacked into her email account and sent some messages to Jon from said account. Interwebs stalking? Me thinks so.

-Explosions in Kansas City. When I was a child, there was a large explosion in KC. It was at a construction site and six firefighters were killed. My mother and I were living in Independence with my grandparents at the time. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and hearing everything glass in the house. I went to stand in the kitchen and I was knocked to the floor by the vibrations. I thought that Jesus was returning. I think I was five or six.

-Yesterday, Jodie discovered that our garage door was open. Neither one of us opened it. She called our management company. They sent a man to investigate. It turns out that somebody has been digging a hole in our basement. A really fucking big hole, complete with a giant axe in the ground next to it. I don't know who is doing it or why, but secret digging is never done with the best intentions.

Ahhh, a week of explosions and mystery!

8 Comments:

At 2:51 PM , Blogger Julia said...

Someone has been digging a hole in your fucking basement?!?

WHAT THE FUCK????

WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!???

I get out of class at 5:45. Expect a call. Jesus crazy Christ.

 
At 3:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry about the hole, dudes - gotta bury the baby bones somewhere!

 
At 9:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 10:14 PM , Blogger Julia said...

Hats off to "hole digga," whomever s/he may be.

 
At 10:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure its nothing to worry about, erin. just some crazy out-of-his mind landlord being creepy. ...i hope...

well... its like Juvenile always says...

"if you lovin' my bark, let me bury my bone."

in conclusion, check for a body.

 
At 5:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Crap!!! Did anyone check to see if any of Jodie's exes are in town?

 
At 11:27 PM , Blogger Cristin B said...

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At 11:27 PM , Blogger Cristin B said...

What julia said, minus me being in class or calling you. I'm so glad I'm not you right now. Sorry, but that's true.

 

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