if you die (which you won't), not only will this song be played at your funeral, but i will digitally edit the video and insert your face in place of that of every band member.
i will then "mod" your casket to include a small lcd screen that will perpetually show said video. upon your arrival in heaven, but before you're presented your much-earned 72 virgins, you can show the video to god.
you will have a laugh, and then you will talk about how wang chung is burning in hell.
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if you die (which you won't), not only will this song be played at your funeral, but i will digitally edit the video and insert your face in place of that of every band member.
i will then "mod" your casket to include a small lcd screen that will perpetually show said video. upon your arrival in heaven, but before you're presented your much-earned 72 virgins, you can show the video to god.
you will have a laugh, and then you will talk about how wang chung is burning in hell.
baby, i will carry out those wishes, and hold a lighter up while playing that beautiful anthem-- just to show you how much i care.
what are you doing later? maybe, would you wanna WANG CHUNG TONIGHT?
After your funeral is over, the story will be adapted into "The Big Chill 2: Wang Chung-a-Boogaloo."
It will have racist undertones, but Roger Ebert will still love it.
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