A List of Ideas

Here is a list of ideas that I am having right now:

-I am in love with the summer so much, that I want to marry it, but I realize that I can't because clearly the summer is a homosexual.

-I need to get started on the Reptile Rapture trilogy before it is stolen by Jerry Bruckheimer.

-I should do something about that stale Nerd Rope from the Green Meadows gas station.

-I eat like a child.

-Sometimes I wonder why I fit in best with gay men.

-This post is banal.

-Why is Lance Bass coming out news now?

-What the hell is wrong with Ann Coulter?