If this shit is greenlighted, what the fuck do networks redlight?
Julia, Jodie, Sarah, and I are sitting in my living room watching, perhaps, what is one of the most nugatory shows on television. Seriously! Who Wants to Be a Superhero? on Sci-Fi has signaled that we are in the midst of the end times. It is a reality show with Stan Lee (yes the Spiderman Stan Lee). The contestants dress in costumes fashioned after superheroes of their own creation. Most of the contestants are in the 30+ age bracket, and Stan Lee gives them missions they must complete in full costume around a city (like saving a child pretending to be lost...thank god they use a white girl so that people are concerned).
BONUS: The man who bears a resemblance to Kano from Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance and refers to himself as a "mortal."
DOUBLE BONUS: Their residence for the duration of the show is called "The Lair."
Why does summer TV hate me?
posted by Erin @ 10:33 PM
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5 Comments:
Actually, the candy bar that I invented is technically "the most nugatory," so kindly quit yer bitchin'.
"Super-Nugatory Ben's Chunks of Choco-like Substance" is the best candy biscuit ever! I dip it in scotch!
TV sucks. I'm all about some kung-fu movies lately.
Yes TV does suck, that is why I vow to only watch hardcore pornography on these intranets
Am I the only one downloading soft core on the internet?
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