America's Next Top Girl-tard

So it finally dawned on me! Tyra Banks is a robot. I don't mean this in the "she is a ridiculously made-up fembot." This woman is an honest to god robot. Watch her show on Oxygen. I dare you- for at least fifteen minutes. The way her side of the conversation is so disconnected from what is actually happening, it is as though she has a limited memory that contains certain cliches or personal anecdotes. She gave makeovers, not counseling, to domestic violence victims! Also watch her strange eye contact and stilted movements. All of this can only add up to one thing, she is an effing robot (or pod person at the very least).

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